Padman: A Review
or,
The Return of Aisha
A
Sayani Text.
And
then they kissed.
My
conscious hissed.
My
brain pissed.
WTF?
They kissed!
To
quote Ishan Tuljapurkar,
Who
requested the company,
Of
this lowly Dhakephalkar,
“Dhake,
sonny,
I’M
FURIOUS!
There
was no reason, absolutely none.
To
destroy the movie’s commendable run.
A
glorious man, a necessary tale:
Of
a socially conscious and driven male.”
Though
Kumar’s movies now don’t entertain,
And
look like every other documentary train.
Since
Airlift, when he played a Dravidian,
Only
JL 2, where he played a North Indian
I
believe have been enjoyable.
And
this movie, overall, is quite bearable.
The
locations, the clothes, the language.
All
create a brilliant image.
The
songs were catchy,
The
dialogues, not too tacky.
Radhika
Apte has done good.
Just
as the supporting cast would.
Amidst
these sanitary capers,
A
cameo by Mr. Panama Papers.
The
first half does engross
Then
Aisha comes: is quite gross.
For
a while cool, for a while, necessary.
For
a while bearable, rouge in a village is wearable.
For
while aid, for a while ply, Pari, to the UN fly,
Bus!
Stop!
Mrs.
Funnybones broke the spine,
The
scriptwriter crossed a line.
You
can hear Bollywood say “But, this picture is mine!”
And
so Aisha has to kiss
And
give sense and sensibility a miss.
A
triangle to make Pythagoras grimace;
And
the Padman lose face.
“Josh”
was the justification.
“Hosh”
was what was absent.
Saw
the movie at The Pavilion,
Saved
hours: about a million,
In
searching for a bike,
As
we just took a hike,
To
Gokhalenagar where he rode pillion.
Like
Napoleon! A noble start but a shoddy second half.
I
want to cry, give a Tsonami barf.
I
really don’t know how I’m still alive.
I’d
give it two bushy beards, out of a total five.
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