Quantum Ant-Man and the Quantized Wasp

Saw it at E-Square. 11:30 Show. It had been a while since I went to a theatre and people were shouting and whistling. I shouted too. Not appreciated by my senior. But then his Quantified phone rang. Fittam-fit.

Bad movie. Sleep inducing (I know a person who slept through the end). Pointless arcs. Absolutely unfleshed characters and science. There was no Quantum of explained Quantum science in it.

Their task could not have been simpler, you have good, loved characters with emotions and stakes clearly established in the Quantiesmal previous movie. Treat it with a Quanta of respect, give it time. There is absolutely all the time in the world till Infinity War: Part Two. Why waste it? But no! If they had any Quantifiable sense, they would have allowed the marinade to settle instead of making a half-baked and unboiled potato. Not a Quantum of Solace available to fans.

I think Paul Rudd looks like a Quantimal cross between Matthew McConaughey and Ryan Gosling. Good to have Morpheus back.

They could have just stitched together all the humorous scenes starring Luis and posted a YouTube video, and I would have rated it higher. Redeeming factor would be Cassie, whose Quantico-cuteness helps make it bearable. Despite the multitude of daughters, daughters with lost fathers, daughters with father figures, daughters with dysfunctional families, this movie will fail a Quantimetric Bechdel Test.

The movie promises Sabka Vikas: the science in the Marvel Universe, the characters, the story-line, the emotional involvement of an intelligent audience. But then you know, what those promises are

Two credit scenes. Wait only for the mid-credit. That is breath-stilling. Then go home.

1 Beard/5 

Movie Courtesy: Ishan Tuljapurkar